Joke

friday morning jokes

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Mathematician:  How to write 4 within a 5?

Indian: Is this a Joke?

Japanese: Impossible!

American: The question's wrong!

British: Rubbish Question!
 
M'sian:  F(IV)E
This is the reason you find M'sians everywhere in the world in Finance, Business, Medicine, Engineering & Arts etc...anything to do with optimising your brain !

British: Can you swim?
M'sian: No
British: Then a dog is better than you because dog can swim.
M'sian: Can you British swim?
British: Yes !
M'sian: Then what's the difference between you and a dog !
British Shocked !
M'sian Rocks! 👍

British: Why do you M'sians come in all different colours? look at us, we are all the same, white only !
M'sian: Horses too come in all different colours but donkeys are all the same..!
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