Friday, November 6, 2015

Kisah rokok


Just gurauan.

I am Peter Stuyvesant,
I hv two friends, Benson and Hedges.
I came from the city of Marlboro, in the Salem high country.
I always carry a Mild Seven
I ride on a White Horse.
Going to Kingsway in Kent, it was Lucky Strike that i fell in love with the daughter of Master Duke.
Her name is YSL.
We got married by Perillys, the priest.
We checked in at the house of Dunhill
And booked into a room number 555.
I laid her on the bed made of Gold Leaf.
I played with her two Matterhorns, and
When I poked in my Rothmans Kingsize, She cried in delight,
"You are a Rough Rider and you are riding like a mad Camel !!!"
When I asked her if she was satisfied, she answered,
"I want MORE"
Then suddenly she turned around and asked me of I want to enter her Gudang Garam.
She said... "ouhhhh  puas RM17 ..  barulah Sampoerna".

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