Wednesday, June 15, 2016

hantu belaka

Anak : Ayah , Hantu Wujud Ke ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ayah : Tak , Hantu Tidak Wujud .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Anak : Orang Gaji Kita Cakap ,                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Hantu Tu Wujud .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ayah : Kemas Barang Kamu                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sekarang !                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Anak : Kenapa Pula Ayah ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ayah : Kita Mana Ada Orang Gaji !                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Anak : Omg !!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Anak : Mak ! Kemas Barang Cepat !                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Emak: Kenapa Pula ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Anak : Ayah Cakap Rumah Nie                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Berhantu .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Emak : Ayah ? Ayah Sudah                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Meninggal Sebelum Kamu                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Dilahirkan!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Anak : Abang ! Betul Ke Ayah Kita                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Dah Meninggal ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Abang : Ha ? Sapa Beri Tahu Kamu !                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Anak : Emak Beritahu Tadi .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Abang : Emak Dah Meninggal                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Semasa Melahirkan Kamu                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Anak : Haaa !!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Abang : Kamu Jaga Larhh Diri                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   Sendiri                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Anak : KenapaPulak ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Abang : Sebab Abang Telah                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Digugurkan 5 Tahun                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Sebelum Kamu Dilahirkan                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Anak : :.?!!?,,#/                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         Anak: lari sekuat hati nak nyorok kat                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  umah jiran                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        jiran: kenape kamu belari ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        anak: semua ahli keluaga sy dah                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  meninggal                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        jiran: Ron ! kemas beg pakaian kita                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  sekarang !!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ron: kenapa mak ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        jiran: rupa nya kita berjiran dengan                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  hantu !                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ron : siapa bgtau mak ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Jiran : kawan kamu salim                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ron : mak !! Salim dah meningga                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                2tahun lepas !                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ron : ayah ! cepat keluar dari sini                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                kita berjiran dengan hantu !!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        ayah Ron: sape kabo ke kamu ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ron : mak                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        ayah Ron : haaaahhhh ??!! mak                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  kamu dah RIP sebelum                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  melahirkan                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  adik kamu !                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ron : kakak !!!! mari kita lari !!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        kakak : why huny bunny Ron ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ron : kita berjiran malah tinggal                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                dengan hantu !!!!!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        kakak : siapa bilang ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ron : ayah !                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        kakak: Ron !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ayah dah RIP                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  semasa menghantar mak ke                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  hospital semasa melahirkan                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  kamu!!!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ron: $#@*%$@                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        kakak: enough Ron ... sebenarnya                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  kami semua sudah tiada...                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  kamu pun dah takda..                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  cukuplah bermain, mari                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  balik ke kubur .. hari                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  dah senja.. nanti kang kena                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  sorok dek antu kopek.. moh                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  deghaih.... Dalam perjalanan                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  nk gi kubur..                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ros : (Nampak Ron dngan                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 keluarganya) Ayahhh!!!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Pak Aji : Pasaipa ni?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ros : Cheq nampak Ron dengan                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 keluarga dia tengah jalan!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Pak Aji : Jadi?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ros : Kan depa dah meninggal!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Pak Aji : Memanglah. Ayah pun dah                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  meninggal 2 tahun lepas.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ros : (Lari ke emaknya) Makkk!!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Mak Aji : Awat ni?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ros : Ayah dah meninggal!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Mak Aji : Jadi?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ros : Ros cakap dengan ayah tadi!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Mak Aji : Kamu pun tengah cakap                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  dengan mak. Mak pun                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  dah meninggal 3 tahun                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  lepas sebab                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  melahirkan adik kamu.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ros : (Lari ke abang) Abanggg!!!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Abang : Awat hang duk jerit2 ni?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ros : (Berhenti)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Abang : Pasaipa dengan hang ni?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ros : (Ambik pistol tmbak kepala)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Abang : Ya Allah! Kenapa dengan                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  hang ni? Dah gila ka apa?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ros : Sudah lah. Abang pun dah                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 mati kan?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Abang : Sebenarnya, aku bukan                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  abang hang                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ros : Habis tu, ini siapa?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Abang : Aku orang bunian lah!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ros : TIDAKKKK!!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Adik : Sudahlah kak. Jom pergi                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  kubur Mak dengan ayah.mereka dah                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  tunggu dah tu...                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Ros : (ikut je lah) Tiba-tiba...                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Pengarah : Cut!! Pandai kamu                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  semua berlakon!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Syabas! Saya nak kamu                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  semua macam ni lah.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Okay, itu saja setakat                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  ini. Esok, kita sambung                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  lain. Kemas barang                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  cepat!!!!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        # woooit.. Serius Benar Korang Baca.. Dah2 la tu..forward kat org lain plak.. Dorang pun nk baca jugak .................. hehehe memang lawak

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