Sunday, December 4, 2011

about men

Men Are Hard To Please      
男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:     
男人的问题是:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;     
如果妳对他好,他说妳爱上他了.

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.     
对他不好,他说妳骄傲.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;      
如果妳穿得很漂亮,他说你企图诱惑他. 

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.     
如果不,他说妳是乡下来的 

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;     
如果妳跟他理论,他说妳固执

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.      
如果妳沉默,他说妳没大脑!

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;      
如果妳比他聪明,他说那是小聪明 

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.    
 如果他比你聪明,他就是有智慧!

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;      
如果妳不爱他,他想拥有妳 

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)    
 如果妳爱他,他试着离开妳.

If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;      
如果妳不跟他做爱,他说妳不爱他 

If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.     
如果跟他做,他说你是贱货! 

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;     
如果妳告诉他妳的问题,他说妳麻烦 

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.     
如果不,他说妳不信任他 

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;     
如果妳骂他,妳好象他奶妈 

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.    
 如果他骂妳,是表示他  关心

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;      
如果妳没有守承诺,妳就是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.      
如果他不守承诺,他是迫不得已的 

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;     
如果妳吸烟,妳是坏女孩 

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.    
 如果他吸烟,他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;     
如果妳考试成绩好,他说是运气 

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.     
如果他考得好,他说是实力! 

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;      
如果妳伤害了他,表示妳很残忍 

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!     
如果他伤害了妳,表示妳太敏感而且太难取悦! 

SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
  
如果你寄这封信给男生,他们会发誓以上是不正确的..

but if u don't they say u are selfish.....    
如果你不寄给他们,他们说妳自私..

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