Lepas habis presentation kat kelas tadi perot gua jadi lapar tak tentu arah. Terus gua 'drop-by' kat sebuah kedai jual roti canai berhampiran kelas.
Pelayan kedai roti canai yang berbangsa mamak ambil order gua berupa roti canai 2 keping banjir dan kopi 'o' ais.
Selesai urusan nafkah perot, gua ternampak satu dua kutu main laptop dari tadi, gua syak kedai mamak ni ada menyediakan perkhidmatan wifi secara free.
Sebagai customer, gua rasa ada hak untuk guna wifi kedai roti canai tersebut secara free juga. Laptop di start-up dan wifi di carik. Tetiba laptop gua prompt satu window tanya password..
"Dey mamak, sini kejap" Gua memanggil mamak dan melambai tangan cara macam nak tanya soklah susah-susah kat lecturer dalam kelas.
"Yes boss?"
"Sini wifi aper dia punya password?"
"Ooo fast-wood kalu, manyak shinang.. boss masuk sana wifi...sudah ka?" pelayan kedai roti canai mengarahkan gua masuk wifi sampai ada prompt window mintak password.
"Ok mamak, sekarang you bagi apa password"
"Ok boss amik ni arr... saya cakap satu kali boss terus tulis sana ...dia punya fast-wood 'tajupakalee'" Style mamak tu bagi password kat gua macam nak bagi dadah, siap cakap slow kat tepi telinga.
Gua pun cekal menaip di ruangan password 'tajupakalee' dalam hati bercakap jugak "Giler susah password mamak ni... tinggi bahasa digunakan.
Lantas gua tekan 'OK'
Ting..tong.. laptop canggih gua prompt lagi window tulis 'Password error!'. Hati gua dah start panas, mentang-mentang gua makan roti canai ajer 2 keping, takkan password pun tak leh nak bagi. Terus gua memanggil balik mamak tadi yang tengah sibuk amik order kat meja depan pulak.
"Dey tambi, betol ke you punya password. Tak boleh lah!!! main-main lah you!"
"Butol lah boss, sini tempat fast-wood musti 'tajupakalee'. Tak boleh tukar"
"You tengok sini saya tulis arrr 'tajupakalee', sekarang saya tekan 'OK'.. haa you tengok salah lagi" Gua tengok mata mamak tu tepat2 sebagai tanda marah, mamak tengok mata gua sambil geleng kepala.
"Boss, lain kali saya cakap satu kali you dengar baik-baik.. saya sudah cakap itu fastwood 'tajupakalee' you dengar arrr 'tajupakalee' dia punya tulis ini macam'taju, taju, taju, taju'. You ada sekolah ka?" Celaka betol mamak ni, boleh tahan gampang ayat dia.
Gua terus tekan butang 'shutdown' sambil cakap "tak per lah mamak, lain kali lah gua datang pakai lu punya wifi. Lain kali sebut betul-betul 'tujuh empat kali' boleh tak?"
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Thursday, June 30, 2011
Wut say u..
> Some people say :
> Wife is a HARIMAU ............ ...
> GIRLFRIEND is HARI HARI MAHU
>
> And some say :
> Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
> At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
> No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
> Sometimes en joy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
> TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
> TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
>
> Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,
> Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..
> Last but not least........
> TV do not have virus, but HP yes.....have VIRUS...once get it, HABIS LA.
> ha..ha..ha...
>
> so what say you?
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> Wife is a HARIMAU ............ ...
> GIRLFRIEND is HARI HARI MAHU
>
> And some say :
> Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Handphone (HP)
> At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
> No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
> Sometimes en joy TV, but most of the time play with HP.
> TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay the services will be terminated
> TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but HP is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time.
>
> Operational cost for TV is often acceptable but for HP is high and often demanding,
> Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..
> Last but not least........
> TV do not have virus, but HP yes.....have VIRUS...once get it, HABIS LA.
> ha..ha..ha...
>
> so what say you?
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Wednesday, June 29, 2011
jam tangan
seorang lelaki telah pergi ke kedai jam untuk membaiki jam tangannya.setelah melihat sekali imbas, si pembaiki jam bertanyakan tentang harga jam itu..
"seribu ringgit!!" kta lelaki itu dengan rasa bangga.
"awak telah ditipu, nie jam tiruan, bukan jam asli. di mana awak beli?"
dengAN perasaan marah lelaki itu menjawab,"di sinilah!!!!!"
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panadol
Bidin melihat rakannya, Wafdi... sedang membuat kopi.. kemudian, memasukkan sebutir panadol ke dalam kopi itu..Dengan kehairanan, Bidin bertanya kpd Wafdi.,.
Bidin: kenapa masukkan panadol ke dlm kopi?
wafdi:kopi ni panas... bagi panadol.. kurg skit panas dia..
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Rumput dan Kuda
Seorang guru lukisan sedang melihat kertas lukisan milik pelajarnya yang paling malas.
Cikgu : "Lukisan apa yang kau buat nie Abu, kosong je?"
Murid : "Kuda makan rumput, cikgu!"
Cikgu : "Rumputnya mana?"
Murid : "Sudah habis dimakan kuda, cikgu,"
Cikgu : "Habis tu, kudanya mana?"
Murid : "Sudah pergi, cikgu! Kalau rumputnya sudah habis, buat apa kuda tu masih di situ?"
Cikgu : "Lukisan apa yang kau buat nie Abu, kosong je?"
Murid : "Kuda makan rumput, cikgu!"
Cikgu : "Rumputnya mana?"
Murid : "Sudah habis dimakan kuda, cikgu,"
Cikgu : "Habis tu, kudanya mana?"
Murid : "Sudah pergi, cikgu! Kalau rumputnya sudah habis, buat apa kuda tu masih di situ?"
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KISAH SUAMI ISTERI YG BODOH DAN BAHLOL
Ini kisah pasal sepasang suami dan isteri orang asli yang tinggal di dalam hutan. Rumah dorang ni dibina diatas pokok... 2 tingkat lagi tu. Si suami kerja nya mencari makanan di hutan, sama ada dengan pergi berburu ataupun memetik buah-buah hutan. Si isteri pula tinggal mengemas dirumah.
Suatu hari, Si suami pergi mencari makanan dihutan. Sedang mencari-cari.. tiba-tiba dia terjumpa cermin. Dia pon bawak balik cermin tu dan disimpankan cermin tersebut di tingkat atas rumahnya tanpa pengetahun isterinya.
Setiap hari sebelum pergi keluar mencari makanan, dia akan masuk ke bilik dan melihat cerminnya. Sehinggalah satu hari, si isteri naik pelik melihat telatah suaminya tu..
Maka disiasatlah bilik yang selalu dimasuki oleh suaminya.. bimbang-bimbang kalau suaminya menyimpan perempuan lain di bilik tersebut tanpa pengetahuannya..
Dan punyalah terkejut beruk.. dia masuk je bilik tu.. di ternampak cermin suaminya. Oleh kerana si isteri ni taktau cermin tu apa.. so, dia ingat orang dalam cermin tu memang perempuan simpanan suaminya.
Apa lagi.. habis berlari dan meraung menangisla dia cari mak nya..
Lepas berjumpa dengan maknya.. mak dia cakap nak lihat sendiri perempuan yang kononnya disembunyikan oleh suaminya tu..
Lalu maknya pon masuk ke bilik tersebut.
Kemudian keluar dari bilik tersebut sambil ketawa terbahak-bahak..
Isteri: Apsal mak ketawa?..
Mak: Apa teruk benor selere suami ko tu.. kalau ye pon nak kawin lain.. carik la perempuan yang elok sikit.. Ini tak.. aku tengok perempuan kat bilik tu.. dah la tua.. hodoh pulak tu.
Suatu hari, Si suami pergi mencari makanan dihutan. Sedang mencari-cari.. tiba-tiba dia terjumpa cermin. Dia pon bawak balik cermin tu dan disimpankan cermin tersebut di tingkat atas rumahnya tanpa pengetahun isterinya.
Setiap hari sebelum pergi keluar mencari makanan, dia akan masuk ke bilik dan melihat cerminnya. Sehinggalah satu hari, si isteri naik pelik melihat telatah suaminya tu..
Maka disiasatlah bilik yang selalu dimasuki oleh suaminya.. bimbang-bimbang kalau suaminya menyimpan perempuan lain di bilik tersebut tanpa pengetahuannya..
Dan punyalah terkejut beruk.. dia masuk je bilik tu.. di ternampak cermin suaminya. Oleh kerana si isteri ni taktau cermin tu apa.. so, dia ingat orang dalam cermin tu memang perempuan simpanan suaminya.
Apa lagi.. habis berlari dan meraung menangisla dia cari mak nya..
Lepas berjumpa dengan maknya.. mak dia cakap nak lihat sendiri perempuan yang kononnya disembunyikan oleh suaminya tu..
Lalu maknya pon masuk ke bilik tersebut.
Kemudian keluar dari bilik tersebut sambil ketawa terbahak-bahak..
Isteri: Apsal mak ketawa?..
Mak: Apa teruk benor selere suami ko tu.. kalau ye pon nak kawin lain.. carik la perempuan yang elok sikit.. Ini tak.. aku tengok perempuan kat bilik tu.. dah la tua.. hodoh pulak tu.
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RELAX MINDA : Ujang
Abu nih org Trengganu, manakala Amer ni org Kedah. Tinggal satu bilik..katil double decker.. Amer kat atas.. Abu kat bawah. Amer ni suker baca majalah dan komik.. si Abu lak suka pinjam.. belinya tidak. So, Amer ader sedikit bengang ler kat Abu ni. Kekadang.. majalah yg baru beli dan tak sempat nak baca lagi pun Abu dah kebas baca dulu.. bila kasi balik dah lasam dah.. tension Amer.
One day, Amer balik dari outing dan beli majalah UJANG. Siap cover tak kasi Abu ni nampak. Lepas basuh baju, kemas sedikit sebanyak dan siapkan homework.. dia pun nak rilek ler kat atas katil.Majalah UJANG bawah tilam pun dia bawa keluar. Elok jer dia baring.. baru buka mukasurat pertama.. Abu kat bawah dia bersuara..
” Amer.. nok ujang..”
“Nanti la jap.. aku baru jer nak baca..” jawab lembut jer Amer.
“Ameer.. nok ujang tu” Abu tak putus asa.
” Nanti la dulu.. bagi la aku baca dulu.. nanti abih aku bagi kat hang laa!” panas sikit Amer.
“Amer ! Nok ujang !! ” Suara Abu sedikit keras.
“Hang ni dah melampau.. kalau nak beli sendiri la.. apa.. hang ingat aku beli UJANG ni dengan duit bapak hang ka??”
Amer dah naik angin.. siap turun dari katil dia dah.
“Laaa.. aku kata tu.. haghi nok ujang tu.. mung basuh kaing.. kekgi basoh..” kecut jer Abu jawab..
Drummmmmm.. hujan pun turun dgn lebat.. Baju Amer kat ampaian pun basah kembali.
Moral: Fahami loghat roomate anda huhuhu…
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Lawak CIMB Bank
I was looking for an empty space to park my car at Bangsar when suddenly there's a knock on the glass |
PLEASE RESIGN ...WHEN U REACH THIS STAGE
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Beringat la yee....hehehehehe!!!!...
Tuesday, June 28, 2011
Orang Kaya & Orang Miskin
Seorang yg kaya bersiar siar dalam sebuah kampung. Lalu tersempak laa dengan sekeluarga miskin yang sedang memakan rumput..
Org Kaya : Kenapa kau makan rumput ?
Org Miskin : Aku makan rumput kerana aku terlalu lapar.
Org Kaya : Sedap ke makan rumput ni ?
Org Miskin : Setelah tak makan seminggu, rumput inilah makanan paling sedap.
Org Kaya : Apa kata kalau kamu ikut aku ke rumahku. Aku belanja kamu makan besar.
Org Miskin : Betul ke ni Org Kaya ? Boleh ke aku bawa keluarga aku bersama ?
Org Kaya : Boleh. Lagi ramai lagi bagus !
Org Miskin : Terima kasih wahai Org Kaya. Tapi makanan cukup ke untuk kami sekeluarga yang ramai ni ?
Org Kaya : Gerenti cukup ! Rumput lalang kat rumah aku tu lebih dua meter tinggi nye!
A Lovely Story
Moral of the story: What goes around comes around.
One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but
even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he
pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still
sputtering when he approached her.
Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped
to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't
look safe; he looked poor and hungry.
He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold.
He knew how she felt.
It was that chill only fear can put in you.
He said, 'I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car
where it's warm?
By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson .'
Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad
enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the
jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change
the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.
As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and
began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was
only just passing through. She couldn't thank him
enough for coming to her aid.
Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she
owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her. She already
imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not
stopped. Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a
job to him. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were
plenty, who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole
life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.
He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time
she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the
assistance they needed, and Bryan added, 'And think of me.'
He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold
and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home,
disappearing into the twilight.
A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe. She went in to
grab a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last
leg of her trip home. It was a dingy looking restaurant. Outside
were two old gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her. The
waitress came over and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair. She
had a sweet smile, one that even being on her feet for the whole day
couldn't erase. The lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months
pregnant, but she never let the strain and aches change her attitude.
The old lady wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving
to a stranger. Then she remembered Bryan ...
After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill.
The waitress quickly went to get change for her hundred dollar bill,
but the old lady had slipped right out the door. She was gone by the
time the waitress came back. The waitress wondered where the lady
could be. Then she noticed something written on the napkin.
There were tears in her eyes when she read what the lady wrote: 'You
don't owe me anything. I have been there too. Somebody once helped me
out, the way I'm helping you. If you really want to pay me back, here
is what you do: Do not let this chain of love end with you.'
Under the napkin were four more $100 bills.
Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to
serve, but the waitress made it through another day. That night
when she got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking
about the money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have
known how much she and her husband needed it? With the baby due
next month, it was going to be hard....
She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to
her, she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low,
'Everything's going to be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson.'
There is an old saying 'What goes around comes around.' Today I sent
you this story and I'm asking you to pass it on. Let this light shine.
PAY IT FORWARD
Don't delete it, don't return it. Simply, pass this on to a friend.
Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know
they are always there.
One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but
even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he
pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still
sputtering when he approached her.
Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped
to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't
look safe; he looked poor and hungry.
He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold.
He knew how she felt.
It was that chill only fear can put in you.
He said, 'I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car
where it's warm?
By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson .'
Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad
enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the
jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change
the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt.
As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and
began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was
only just passing through. She couldn't thank him
enough for coming to her aid.
Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk. The lady asked how much she
owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her. She already
imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not
stopped. Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a
job to him. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were
plenty, who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole
life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way.
He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time
she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the
assistance they needed, and Bryan added, 'And think of me.'
He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold
and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home,
disappearing into the twilight.
A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe. She went in to
grab a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last
leg of her trip home. It was a dingy looking restaurant. Outside
were two old gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her. The
waitress came over and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair. She
had a sweet smile, one that even being on her feet for the whole day
couldn't erase. The lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months
pregnant, but she never let the strain and aches change her attitude.
The old lady wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving
to a stranger. Then she remembered Bryan ...
After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill.
The waitress quickly went to get change for her hundred dollar bill,
but the old lady had slipped right out the door. She was gone by the
time the waitress came back. The waitress wondered where the lady
could be. Then she noticed something written on the napkin.
There were tears in her eyes when she read what the lady wrote: 'You
don't owe me anything. I have been there too. Somebody once helped me
out, the way I'm helping you. If you really want to pay me back, here
is what you do: Do not let this chain of love end with you.'
Under the napkin were four more $100 bills.
Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to
serve, but the waitress made it through another day. That night
when she got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking
about the money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have
known how much she and her husband needed it? With the baby due
next month, it was going to be hard....
She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to
her, she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low,
'Everything's going to be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson.'
There is an old saying 'What goes around comes around.' Today I sent
you this story and I'm asking you to pass it on. Let this light shine.
PAY IT FORWARD
Don't delete it, don't return it. Simply, pass this on to a friend.
Good friends are like stars....You don't always see them, but you know
they are always there.
Legal vs logical
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization", a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Kisah 4 Pengantin Baru
Mak Minah dan Pak Mat ada 4 org anak perempuan yang sangat disayangi iaitu Siti, Seri, Murni dan Suri. Satu hari mereka berpakat utk kawinkan anak2 ni serentak.
Selepas selamat diijabkabulkan, ke-empat2 anak tu pun bercadang untuk pegi honeymoon. Siti pegi honeymoon ke Pulau Langkawi, Seri ke Pulau Tioman, Murni ke Pulau Kapas dan Suri ke Pulau Pangkor. Sebelum pegi Mak Minah dan Pak Mat berpesan, 'nanti jgn lupa hantar berita pada mak dan ayah. Ceritakan macam mana honeymoon korang. Tak payah tulis panjang2, pakai kod iklan aja dah cukup. Ringkas, padat dan cepat.' panjang lebar Mak Minah memberi arahan pada anak2nya.
Seminggu lepas tu depa terimalah surat dari Siti yang bertulis 'Standard Chartered' . Tercari2lah kedua suami isteri ni iklan Standard Chartered dan bila jumpa tersenyum le kedua2nya membaca iklan yang bertulis 'Besar, teguh dan peramah'..Bahagiala h Si Siti rupanya..
Esoknya terima pula surat Seri yang bertulis 'Nescafe'. Carilah iklan Nescafe dan tersenyum lagi keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis 'Nikmatnya hingga ke titisan yang terakhir' Bahagialah Si Seri rupanya...
Selang beberapa hari kemudian, tiba pula surat Murni bertulis KFC'. Carilah iklan KFC dan tersenyum keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis 'Hingga Menjilat Jari'... Bahagialah Si Murni rupanya....
Seminggu berlalu, tiada surat dari Suri, Mak Minah dan Pak Mat dah risau. Dua Minggu... tak ada jugak..masuk minggu ke tiga baru sampai surat dari Suri dengan isi kandungannya 'AIR ASIA '. Bergegas le Mak Minah cari iklan penerbangan tu sbb tak sabar nak tau apa yg jadi kat anak bongsunya. Bila dibaca. Mak Minah dan Pak Mat terkulat2 tak tau nak senyum atau menangis.. Apa motto iklan itu...??
Selepas selamat diijabkabulkan, ke-empat2 anak tu pun bercadang untuk pegi honeymoon. Siti pegi honeymoon ke Pulau Langkawi, Seri ke Pulau Tioman, Murni ke Pulau Kapas dan Suri ke Pulau Pangkor. Sebelum pegi Mak Minah dan Pak Mat berpesan, 'nanti jgn lupa hantar berita pada mak dan ayah. Ceritakan macam mana honeymoon korang. Tak payah tulis panjang2, pakai kod iklan aja dah cukup. Ringkas, padat dan cepat.' panjang lebar Mak Minah memberi arahan pada anak2nya.
Seminggu lepas tu depa terimalah surat dari Siti yang bertulis 'Standard Chartered' . Tercari2lah kedua suami isteri ni iklan Standard Chartered dan bila jumpa tersenyum le kedua2nya membaca iklan yang bertulis 'Besar, teguh dan peramah'..Bahagiala h Si Siti rupanya..
Esoknya terima pula surat Seri yang bertulis 'Nescafe'. Carilah iklan Nescafe dan tersenyum lagi keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis 'Nikmatnya hingga ke titisan yang terakhir' Bahagialah Si Seri rupanya...
Selang beberapa hari kemudian, tiba pula surat Murni bertulis KFC'. Carilah iklan KFC dan tersenyum keduanya membaca iklan yang bertulis 'Hingga Menjilat Jari'... Bahagialah Si Murni rupanya....
Seminggu berlalu, tiada surat dari Suri, Mak Minah dan Pak Mat dah risau. Dua Minggu... tak ada jugak..masuk minggu ke tiga baru sampai surat dari Suri dengan isi kandungannya 'AIR ASIA '. Bergegas le Mak Minah cari iklan penerbangan tu sbb tak sabar nak tau apa yg jadi kat anak bongsunya. Bila dibaca. Mak Minah dan Pak Mat terkulat2 tak tau nak senyum atau menangis.. Apa motto iklan itu...??
'7 KALI SEMINGGU..3 JAM SEKALI.. TANPA HENTI
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Siapa yg amik 1 month annual leave ni...????
He is going on Leave - for 1 Month
"Selamat tinggal kengkawan...jangan sedih..aku cuti sebulan jer..."
TAPI Ingat KENGKAWAN semua!!!
pandai-pandai bawak diri yang selama ini dalam godaan nya!!!
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Maaf Zahir Batin..
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Selamat menyambut Ramadhan...
Berwaspada kerana akan berjumpa dia lagi di bulan Syawal....
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Selamat Beramal!!!
Jangan lupa !!!
Solat Tarawikh
Bertadarus
dan
Mengeluarkan Zakat
Semoga hidup kita diberkati ALLAH sehingga bertemu RAMADHAN yang MENDATANG!!!
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