just smile

Tokyo
A man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt. Before the guy had a chance to
apologise, the lady took a 90 degree bow, then said: "I am sorry to give
you trouble! The quality of the skirt is not all that good." Then she took
out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.
New York
A man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt Times Square . Before the guy had a
chance to react, the lady pulled out a name card, gave it to him and said:
"This is my lawyer's business card. He will contact you about this sexual
harassment. It is better that you prepare yourself, then we will see you in
court."
Paris
A French man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt. Before the man opened his
mouth, the young lady said with a smile: "If you do not mind, a red rose
can represent your apology." The French man bought her a rose, then they
went to a bar, and lastly, they went to a small hotel discussing what was
in the miniskirt.

London
An English man accidently tore the mini skirt of a young lady at Church
Square by the Thames . Before he opened up his mouth, the lady covered the
torn spot, then said with a blush on her face: "Do you mind taking me home
sir? I live very close..." The English man took his jacket off, put on her
shoulders, call a cab, then took her home safely.
China
A man accidently cut open the miniskirt of a young lady in Chong Qing.
Before the man said anything, the young lady slapped the guy, then: "You
sex maniac. Dare to take advantage of me, I will send you to the labour
camp..."
Taiwan
A man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt in Ximending. Before the guy
started to speak, the girl smiled and said: "We have not come up with a
price yet, and you are going to inspect the merchandise?"
Hong Kong
A man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt at Times Square. Before the man
opened his mouth, the girl screamed: "XXX your XXX, you think I am the
cheap item on the street? Watch out, I will find someone to pierce your
skin."
Korea
On the street of Yinchong, a man accidently tore a girl's miniskirt. Before
the man could speak, the girl gave him a round kick, then said: "Don't you
know that I am a second degree black belt in Tai Kwan Dao."
Thailand
A man accidently tore the miniskirt of an 18 year-old- girl in Bangkok .
Before the man could apologise, the girl said with a gesture: "No worries
honey, ......we all men