Overtake

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A boy with his parents was travelling in their car. Father was driving and son was sitting in the back. Dad was driving this car very carefully because it was quite dear to him.

After a few minutes later, a modern car overtook their car.
Son told Father, "Dad this car went ahead of us, please use accelerator to overtake that car".
Dad replied smilling, "Son, it is not possible, our car is not capable of going that fast".

Within a few seconds, another car went ahead of them. Son got annoyed by it and told dad to press accelerator.

Dad replied to son in anger, "You are only seeing cars which are going ahead of us. There are many cars behind us. If we try to catch up with those cars in front of us, we may end up doing damage to our car".

Son replied nicely, "Dad, you compare me with other smart kids and keep telling me to be like them. If I try to be like them, I might end up hurting myself right! You are only seeing smarter kids than me, but you are not seeing kids who are behind me."

All parents must read.

Trust god

TRUST GOD
 

🐾A man just got married and was returning home with his wife. 

🍁They were crossing a lake in a boat, when suddenly a great storm arose. 

🐾The man was a warrior, but the woman became very much afraid because it seemed almost hopeless:

🍁The boat was small and the storm was really huge, and any moment they were going to be drowned.

🐾 But the man sat silently, calm and quiet, as if nothing was happening.

🍁The woman was trembling and she said, “Are you not afraid ?”. 

🐾This may be our last moment of life! It doesn’t seem that we will be able to reach the other shore. 

🍁Only some miracle can save us; otherwise death is certain.

🐾 Are you not afraid?

🐾 Are you mad or something? 

🐾Are you a stone or something?

🍁The man laughed and took the sword out of its sheath. 

🐾The woman was even more puzzled: What he was doing?

🐾 Then he brought the naked sword close to the woman’s neck, so close that just a small gap was there, it was almost touching her neck.

🍁He said,” Are you afraid ?”

🐾She started to laugh and said,” Why should I be afraid ?,If the sword is in your hands, why I should be afraid? I know you love me.

🍁” He put the sword back and said, This is my answer”.

🐾 I know God Loves me, and the storm is in His hands

💢SO WHATSOEVER IS GOING TO HAPPEN IS GOING TO BE GOOD. 

🍁If we survive, good; if we don’t survive, good ,because everything is in His hands and He cannot do anything wrong.

💢 Moral: Develop Trust. This is the trust which one needs to imbibe. and which is capable of transforming your whole life. Any less won’t do!

Stress n life

One of the BEST msg I have come across:Worth reading- 

A group of friends visited their old university professor.

Conversation soon turned to complaints about

'STRESS' & 'TENSION' in Life.

Professor offered them Coffee & returned from kitchen with Coffee in different kinds of cups !!!

(Glass Cups, Crystal Cups, Shining Ones, Some Plain Looking, Some Ordinary & Some Expensive Ones......)

When all of them had a Cup in Hand,

the professor said:-

"If you noticed-

all the Nice Looking & Expensive Cups are taken up,

leaving behind the ordinary ones !!

Everyone of you wanted the Best CUPS,

&

that is the source of your STRESS & TENSION !!

What you really wanted was

"Coffee", not the "Cup" !

But you still went for the Best Cup.

If Life is Coffee ;

Then Jobs, Money, Status & Love etc. are the Cups !!!

They are just TOOLS to hold and contain Life.

Please Don't Let the CUPS Drive you !!

Enjoy the COFFEE ......!!!
What is life ?
They say its from B to D...from Birthday to Death..But what's between B and D?
Its a  " C "  Choice ...
Our life is a matter of choices...
Live well and it will never go wrong.... . . . . . . . . . . . .

Kantoi

A touching love story...

WIFE:
What would you do if i died?
Would you get married again?

Husband:
No...how can I think of marrying?

Wife-
Why not?
You would need company...for good and bad moments....please get married

Husband:
...oh Shona...you are so sweet....even after death u r worrying about me...

Wife: so promise me, u will remarry if I die...

Husband:
Ok, ok, i'd get married again...just for you

Wife:
Would you live in our house with your
new Wife...?

Husband:Yes, but will never let her use your room.

Wife:Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband: no...
its yours...I will keep it as your memory...and buy new one..

Wife:Would you give her my jewelry?

Husband:
No..how can I...
it has your memories attached
I am sure she would want her own..

Wife: Would she wear my shoes..?

Husband: No, never
her size is '7', and yours is 9

Wife:
--silence-

Husband:
'Shiiit'...!!!😝😊😝😊😝😊

Husband's funeral is on Sunday, please attend......
😂😂😂

Keliru

Di sebuah warong di simpang 4 Kerdau

Deraman : haa, ngape Tok Empat, ketat jer muke?

Tok 4 : inilah keje pembangkang, dok nipu rakyattt jer.

Brahim : goner nye ter Tok Empat?

Tok 4 : deme ni bekabor minyok naik rege, pedooh ke lubang taik!!!

Leman : ye, Tok Empat, tv ande bekabor, soh2 naik...

Tok 4 : tadi, koi bawok Kancil koi ke BHP Dese Merni ter, koi
mintok isi duaploh hinggit, deme isi duaploh hinggit,
takyoh tamboh duitpon, koi xpuah ati koi pecot ke Petronas Batu 3
plok, koi mintok isi seploh hinggit, deme isi seploh hinggit, xyoh
tamboh jugok, kalu naik mesti kene tamboh duit dak?

Org2 kmpong hok mendengar, hanye mampu tersnyum
sambil menanti penyudoh citer...

Tok 4 : dlm ati koi, gamoknyer, Kerdau ngan Batu 3 dok
naik lg minyok ni, koi tros ke Mentakab gi Petron
mintok plok bangla ter isi seploh hinggit, nok acu trai...
owkme tau, sampei RM 9.30 pam berenti, budok bangla ter
pulang tujuh posen ke koi, minyok trun ropernyer... bukan naik, ter koi hok ngelegok
ngat mempedei bila org bekabor minyok naik ter...

MORAL - JGN JADI SERUPER TOK EMPAT TER
                 - KANCIL TAK MUAT ISI RM40!!

Malaysia masih aman

Aku duduk dlm rumah bosan, okay bukalah TV, TV biasa je tiada Astro, buka TV1 kutuk PR, buka TV2 kutuk PR, buka TV3 perghhh lagi hebat kutuk PR... hurmmm nak masuk Astro lah, masuk 27hb (masuk Free) dah masuk Astro satu cerita,188X ulang tayang... Sampai 28hb TV jadi gelap, (ni mesti kena potong ni), angkat Fone call astro, encik, kenapa tv saya jadi gelap? astro jwb Encik kena byr bil dulu baru boleh cerah, Aku ckp xboleh tunggu cukup bulan ke baru potong.. 27hb belum dpt gaji... Astro ckp encik masuk 27hb, mesti 27hb bayar, (kejamnye) okay takpelah, TV gelap smpai 30hb gaji aku byr... tiba2 time nak byr kena denda Rm20 (penyambungan) n cukai 6%, perghhh kalau tiap2 bulan mcm ni masyakkk! Tiba2 teringat kata menteri, "kalau taksuka Astro, Tgok tv biasa", Okay aku STOP Astro, tgoklah TV biasa yg hari2 kutuk PR tu... tiba2 teringat eletrik pula naik, ok aku tutup terus TV.. Sembang2 dahaga pula.. jalan kaki pergi Market nk beli gula dgn kopi, tgok Harga gula mahal, tiba2 teringat kata2 menteri, "Gula mahal sbb nak elakkan Diabetis", ok tak jadi beli gula, balik minum kopi kosong je.. dah minum air dpt call member ajak pergi rumah dia ada kenduri sikit, ok start kereta, tiba2 teringat kata2 menteri, "jgn guna Tol kalau mahal, guna jln lama" tapi kalau aku guna jln lama jauh, minyak pulak mahal (kataku dlm hati),,, okay takjadi naik kereta, naik.basikal je... dlm 1jam 45min smpai rumah kwn, Sampai rumah kwn, kwn hidang air kosong+nasi dgn sayur.. aku tanya kwn, mkn sayur kangkung je ke? kwn jwb "yerla kan menteri ckp kalau ayam mahal mkn daging, kalau daging mahal mkn ikan,Skrg ni semua mahal, mkn sayur kangkung jela murah" ok lepas mkn nk blk lah.. kayuh basikal smbil terfikir apa la nak jadi dgn malaysia ni, tiba2 teringat kata menteri "kalau tak suka dgn malaysia,Sila keluar dari Malaysia" ok sampai je rumah aku kemas barang2 dan siap nak pindah ke planet PLUTO. Jilakee...!!!

Oh my english

i want speaking wif u..but i dok leh speking orang putih..because my blood not coming from london...my blood coming. from Kelantan...u know Kelantan??                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        yess that right Kelantan have budu!! perghhh sedap bohh...u can cicoh wif petai..is koho sdp..but at london u cannot rase this...??                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        at london have london cakorol..very2 dok sedak..i try that but i muntoh balik..                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        cuzz dok bismillah.  i know im so bijak in english...butvi can speaking because my mader ajor...  my mader is english cikgu..my mader is your mader too...                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        i want kongsi my story but butpe ehh payoh bena speaking orang putih..                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        u know what...??? my english language have gred G... im so sedih. im nok go at afrika but pitih tadok skepeng HABUK...       